….I loves this local gal….she is from my small town, but I may have to take her out to the shed….and learn her a lesson! This gal heated some sort of giant food thing in my only pan/emergency pee holder….without any liquid or nothin’! I heared some yellin’ from the kitchen, figured she musta’ cut her hand off or such…so I headed over to see what the fuss were. They were a lot of smoke and fire…which usual does not bother me….but there was a molten wad of metal where my pan used to be! Well…..that old gal were purty upset, figured I was gonna’ shoot her prolly’….but I figured fuck-it! I was clean outta’ ammo….so we just had some real good sex and ate the burned up food thing! It were a pretty nice afternoon! Here’s some piiturez…..richeer on my redneck porn blog