…I gotta’ tell ya’, the new rec room that I just dug out

is gonna’ be popuularr ’round here! I figure it will be cool in the summer an warm in the winter time…an we can have hoe downs AND singin’ both in here! This is one of them small town redneck thangs…..an I figured that I better give yall an invite when you be in this area! We all do a sing along and some ass fuckin’ of local gals on mondays…and wednesdays…then we look at the porn blog an fuck my gal cousins the rest of the week. So…ifin you are around…c’mon over for the fun over here to the new rec room!

….I loves this local gal….she is from my small town, but I may have to take her out to the shed….and learn her a lesson! This gal heated some sort of giant food thing in my only pan/emergency pee holder….without any liquid or nothin’! I heared some yellin’ from the kitchen, figured she musta’ cut her hand off or such…so I headed over to see what the fuss were. They were a lot of smoke and fire…which usual does not bother me….but there was a molten wad of metal where my pan used to be! Well…..that old gal were purty upset, figured I was gonna’ shoot her prolly’….but I figured fuck-it! I was clean outta’ ammo….so we just had some real good sex and ate the burned up food thing! It were a pretty nice afternoon! Here’s some piiturez…..richeer on my redneck porn blog

….when I passed this sign first……I was thrilled to have FINALLY found a local-source for Pig-Eggs! I turned around and double checked the sign, and as you plainly-see, the fucker inserted the word “and” in there! These bastards are always playin’ some fuckin’ trick on me!

…..AND What the fuck does that sign behind there say?????? I just can’t figure that out at all!

….now this is a first for me, a local has coated the garage and house with glue…sticking all birds there the minute that they land. He maintains that the birds are both naturally waterproof AND excellent insulation. He has saved a fortune on shingles so-far he tells me!

……spelling bees are not too popular in these parts. A pure-bread pit bull….sounds tasty!

Take a look at the bungie-chord wrapped around the big plywood sign too, that fuckin’ thing is so tight that it would rip your head off when it breaks!