….This here is the new INTRODUCKSHION video fer redneckpornblog.com. I gets a chance ta show off the site, an’ also ta esplain that I needs folks ta sigh up so I can make a few dollerz. I need the monee real bad.

…..I get the chance ta show off my new bathroom! just finished the last piece of corogated tin on the side….she is a real beauty! The shithole is a full eight foot deep…so we can all crap and pee for a long spell, so c’mon over fer yer next bowel-movement! Lets bring all the kin….we’ll make a party outta’ it!

….This here is a YouTube Video of this redneck in a fuckin’ space station. I am talkin’ about signin’ up on the redneckpornblog.com. Now I don’t know how I even fuckin’ got way up here, but It is a mighty purty…and I got a chance to ask fer money! Never been so high!